Saturday 22 June 2013

The real UKIP - spread the word

THAT LINGERING SMELL

In my last post I wrote about my experience of following UKIP supporters on Twitter and the impressions they made upon me. I ended by saying that, behind the rather nasty and desperate public image, this is a party which is all too similar to the three main UK parties which they seek to distance themselves from. A lot has happened in the intervening weeks, but it's that point of familiarity that I intend to start from.

Farage tries to portray himself as a man of the people. One of 'us'. (Personally I'd be as embarrassed to be associated with him as I was with Thatcher - I don't think I was the only one who felt a need to apologise for being British in the eighties.) He's frequently seen with a pint and a fag, he wants to be seen as the 'anti-politician', far different to those who have lost our respect due to the expenses scandals, Murdoch chumminess, etc., etc. He claims that unlike most current MPs he has real world experience of 'proper' work. And it's all a lie.

The son of a wealthy London stockbroker, he attended a private school and worked as a commodities broker. Nothing wrong with any of that in itself, but somewhat at odds with the 'man of the people' we are asked to believe in. Sounds more like someone who is already embedded within the establishment and has been a part of the corrupt banking system which has cost us all so dearly. Maybe I missed something, but I've not sensed any self-awareness coming from Mr F and indicating he acknowledges how alien his background is to most of us.

Of course he has achieved his current level of recognition through politics and has been an elected MEP for well over a decade. He receives a generous salary for this role, topped up with a variety of allowances. Which, until recently, included a substantial sum for membership of the Fisheries Committee. Which he attended once out of forty two meetings. Not that this stopped him pocketing the payments though. He and his fellow MEPs have the worst attendance record in the parliament. Whatever excuses Farage and co may make the fact is that they are paid to act as the elected representatives of their constituents. They are, quite simply, not doing their jobs, but still taking the remuneration. Do you know many people who can get away with such corrupt behaviour?

When I've been thinking about writing this post I imagined that the previous paragraph would be sufficient to demonstrate UKIP's lack of financial integrity. But, with the perfect timing, the Daily Mirror produced this scoop to show what Farage really thinks about contributing to the British economy. Most of us, including the immigrants UKIP are so quick to demonise, dutifully pay their taxes so why does he think he should be an exception? Farage is just as corrupt as any other politician you might care to name.

So much for the politicians, what about the policies? There aren't too many to choose from. Their manifestos have been so thin that there were stories circulating earlier this year that they were thinking of buying in ready made policies from right wing think tanks. Possibly a sign that they are as surprised as anyone at the recent attention they've been getting. But what is there, other than the much trumpeted EU withdrawal (which I'm not going to comment on today), seems much like a more extreme version of many Tory ideas. Like the three main centre-right parties (I include Labour in that category for that is the position Blair led them to) there is nothing to address the major long term problems our society faces, Just more of the same old neoliberal capitalism which produces crisis after crisis. Nothing to redress the problems created by inherited power, privilege and wealth which prop up the ruling establishment. Instead UKIP propose a flat income tax rate of 30%, an even more savage variant of the current government's campaign to ensure the rich get richer and the poor poorer. A UKIP government (shudder) would be even more vicious in cutting public services. Yet propose a 40% increase in military spending. For a state which already spends far more of it's GDP on this area of government  than most others feel a need to.

UKIP have no answers to the modern world, just a populist, reactionary viewpoint that is entirely regressive. But frequent efforts are made to hide that aspect away under the carpet. Other than some of the loonier ideas, like those mentioned above, the party is keen to present a civilised face to the world, one removed from the 'fruitcake' jibes that have been directed at it. But following UKIP supporters on Twitter is a more interesting exercise than simply listening to the party outpourings, and more revealing of what underlies the picture being offered to the (largely compliant) media.

Shortly after my previous post the brutally horrific murder in Woolwich took place and the media went into overdrive. Many observers expected UKIP to jump on the extremist bandwagon which followed, but no. Instead there was an internal memo circulated insisting that UKIP members didn't overreact for fear of making the party look bad. And so, on the surface, the party duck glided on with unruffled feathers. But under the Twitter waters the fanatical feet were paddling furiously. My timeline was swamped with messages of hatred and violence. Suddenly I had retweets appearing from Tommy Robinson, Nick Griffin and other racist scumbags. Which means these UKIP supporters follow some lovely people....

There is also a sense of looking backwards, towards some sort of 'golden age', before 'it all went wrong'. This theme has cropped up several times in the conversations I've been observing, but it isn't entirely clear if actual dates could be applied. For some it all goes wrong after Thatcher is 'deposed'. For others the sixties were the start of all our problems. Myth making isn't really possible when faced with hard realities. I did make one effort to see if I could gain some understanding. There was a tweet that said "The dogmatised right-on kids of today have no idea what it was like to live in a safe and free country.". Which seemingly implies that there was, in living memory, a period which was safer and freer than is now the case. I was curious, so I asked a simple question in response - "When was this then?" (I concede that the 'then' might have betrayed my cynicism!)

In my last post I stated that UKIP members did hatred rather well. At least I had my point proven. The reply to my question was "Wanker Klaxon. Aaaaarooogaaah. Wanker joining conversation". Apparently the fact that my Twitter bio says that I hate bigots was enough to justify this response. You can draw your own conclusions.... The oversensitive clown who replied says on his bio that he's a comic, although reading his timeline is about as funny as contracting syphilis. And I never did find out when that mythical golden age was.

The health of Nelson Mandela has been in the news a lot over recent weeks, and that got the kippers excited too. Mostly wondering what the fuss was about, it wasn't as if he was anything other than an ex-communist ex-terrorist black man, was he? Their views swung between outright distaste for the great man and puzzlement that so many revered him. With a special hatred reserved for the BBC for even daring to mention his illness as news. The word forgiveness does not appear in kipper dictionaries.

In my last post I celebrated Farage's treatment in Edinburgh. He was visiting as part of the UKIP campaign in the Aberdeen Donside by-election the results of which came out last Friday. UKIP made a lot of noise about this election and cited it as the start of their breakthrough in Scotland. But the voters delivered the same message as those demonstrators did a few weeks ago and the party lost it's deposit. Scotland rejects fascists. Isn't it time for England to do the same?

But that's a controversial label and one the kippers are desperate to reject. I've had a few twitter spats on the subject in recent days and it's one of the accusations that rankles them most. The truth hurts. In evidence I keep pushing forward this excellent definition by Umberto Eco and have yet to receive anything which contradicts my point. If you examine UKIP rhetoric, and in particular their antagonism towards the EU, it's clear that they easily meet at least half the criteria (points 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 and 13).

It's been fascinating, but I have to admit defeat. In most cases I just can't get a grasp on the mindset at all. I have come across a few reasonable individuals - there was a Scottish kipper the other day with whom I was able to have a polite and reasoned discussion - but most I've seen react like hard core fanatics. One compared Alex Salmond and the SNP to Mugabe and his one party state, and, when challenged, couldn't admit that the comparison was ludicrous. But, like Farage, he'd been faced with anti-fascist demonstrators (who almost certainly had no SNP links) and could only interpret the reaction as being anti-English - presumably for fear of facing up to the alternative explanation.

So I'm letting go now, I'm wiping these people from my Twitter feed and returning to a life away from hatred and bigotry. In time their true colours will become more widely apparent and they will fade into the background once more. But that doesn't mean that there isn't a fight to be won first. For now UKIP is intent on hiding that nasty side which I've seen so much of in the last two months. The quicker that gets shown up the quicker we can be rid of them. Tell your friends.