Sunday 27 September 2015

Pisa is cooler than Glasgow

PISANS 1, WEEGIES 0

Who'd have guessed that the inhabitants of one of Italy's oldest cities had a great level of sophistication than Glasgow's finest?  If you doubt the validity of that possibility then here's a bit of photographic evidence.

Of all the many fine achievement that can be attributed to Glaswegians, none is greater than the equestrian statue of Wellington that stands proudly outside the Gallery of Modern Art.  Now monuments to the Iron Duke are ten a penny across the cities of Britain, and there is nothing particularly remarkable about this one.  Except for his headgear, which may have once been unofficial, but has come to be recognised as a permanent fixture.



That traffic cone says more about Weegies than any ex Tory Prime Minister ever could.

And yet I found today that the people of Pisa have outshone them.  Forget the Leaning Tower, and all those ever-so-imaginative tourists posing in front of it with their arms outstretched (oh, how my sides ached to see them all....)

Pisa wins because of this guy.



I have no idea who he is.  And does it really matter?  He's cool.  he's just finished off his cocktail and looks ready for another.  Wellington, you may have a silly hat, but can you out-cool James Bond?

No, thought not.

Here he is again, looking a bit shaken, but totally unstirred.






Credit for picture of Welling ton statue :
Statue of Wellington, mounted, Glasgow - DSC06285" by Rept0n1x - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Commons

Thursday 17 September 2015

Well he would, wouldn't he?

WHERE'S MANDY RICE-DAVIES WHEN YOU NEED HER?

So the head of a government agency wants greater powers and access to more information about us all and, one suspects, maybe a bit more on his budget to undertake all this extra work?  He claims there are far more terrorist threats being detected, but can't offer us any evidence for this because, you know, "security".  And the BBC just goes along with it and doesn't challenge him.

Was there ever a better time to adopt this philosophy?

Tuesday 8 September 2015

My 2015 Fringe Top Ten

REALLY?  A TOP TEN WITHOUT MARK THOMAS?

For the past two years I've come up with a list of the ten Edinburgh Festival shows I enjoyed most and here's the 2015 selection.  But with a difference.  Looking back at those previous posts I can see a pattern emerging.  Every year we go to see a Mark Thomas show, every year he's simply brilliant, every year he'd be in my top ten list.  And that could get a bit dull, so this year there's no mention of Mark Thomas in this post.  Not even to say what a genius Mark Thomas is.

Instead this year's list will be restricted to people I haven't been to see before, or have only seen in a different context.  So that means that some of my favourite acts of this August - the likes of Stewart Lee, Aidan Goatley, Jess Thom and Mark Thomas - won't be cropping up in the following spiel.

As before I'm not going to try to put the shows into any ranking order.  They were all superb, all memorable in their varying ways, so the order below is simply the order in which I went to see them (and I've provided links to my reviews if you're interested).  If you get the opportunity to see any of them you won't be disappointed.

The first new (to me) act to make a big impression was The Big Bite Sized Breakfast Show.  Food and coffee are a good way to start a morning show, followed by five mini-plays in one hour.  The acting was excellent, the laughs frequent.  What surprised most was ability of the writers to manage to say something interesting, albeit at a surface level, on a wide variety of topics in such short periods of time.  So good was the experience that we went back later in the month to see another of the three 'menus' being offered.  And it didn't disappoint.

Number two on the list left a lasting impression.  Whenever anyone asked us to recommend a show we'd already seen the words 'George Egg' always popped out first.  This was not only an extremely funny and imaginative show, but it managed to smell and taste good too.  Watching someone cook a three course meal using hotel room implements is both surreal and one of those why-hasn't-it-been-done-before? moments.  It's a beautifully structured and deeply engrossing hour of entertainment and an eye opener when you see how little we make of the resources we find around us.  I keep on wondering how Mr Egg is going to follow it up next year.

For number three I'm back with drama, albeit this time a more conventional two handed play.  Performed by Culture Clash Theatre, Hannah and Hanna was moving, involving and relevant, beautifully rendered by the two young actors.  When you see over sixty shows in around three weeks some will inevitably fade from the memory.  But even now my mental images of H&H remain strong, and the sense that I could easily sit through another performance and still find much that was new in the experience.

And now for something completely different.  Hotel Paradiso from the German company Family Floez.  Set in an Alpine hotel lobby an array of characters flit in and out of the action with impressive choreography and timing.  There is no dialogue, the actors wear masks throughout, and the physical comedy is often good old fashioned slapstick.  It's hilarious, absorbing, using body language to convey an entire storyline.  And the biggest surprise comes at the end when you find out that those endless hotel guests etc. were all portrayed by just four people.  Unforgettable.

Number five is a bit of a cheat as it's two shows, but one man.  What I Learned From Johnny Bevan is a one man coming of age drama that sticks pins in our idiotic class system, a powerfully poetic work.  Which is no coincidence as the writer/performer is Luke Wright whose other show sees him reciting his poetry of everyday life, with wit and panache.  Wright has the makings of being a star performer and is a pleasure to watch in either of the guises offered up.

An Australian next.  I can't recall what prompted me to decide to see this show, but I'm so glad I followed whatever serendipitous instinct was driving me that day.  Sarah Kendall is not only very funny, but an excellent storyteller.  Fact or fiction, her tale has something to say about the choices we make in life and their consequences.  One of the finds of the month.

Another bit of cheating.  We have seen Mark Steel before, but that was recording a radio show, so I feel able to include this stand up show as something different.  Anyway, he was bloody brilliant.  Telling the story of his search for his birth parents (he was adopted) Steel, who often gets confused with fellow left wing London comedian Mark Thomas, exudes compassion, humanity, cynicism and some enjoyably vicious drollery as he relates his tale.  There are plenty of surprises along the way but Mark is always realistic about his discoveries and there are none of the faux hysterics so beloved of Who Do You Thing You Are? on TV.  A lesson in how to remain grounded.

Number eight is also, surprise, surprise, a comedian renowned for their left of centre commentaries upon the world.  Like her husband, the wonderful Stewart Lee, Bridget Christie finds oblique angles from which to skewer pretension, injustice and convention.  Ranting doesn't get any funnier, or more thought provoking, than this.

Character comedy next.  Tom Binns delivered three very different personalities, the linking factor being his ability to poke fun at various showbiz stereotypes.  A master at engaging with his audience, Binns gives his characters an illusory reality whilst letting the audience in on the joke.  One of the funniest hours of the month.

Finally there's one more stand up show, one more comedian with a story to tell.  Mel Moon's verbal memoir has a serious core to it.  Diagnosed with an illness which means she's constantly at risk of death, Moon tells of the dark moments that knowledge took her to, but which also encouraged her to write a stand up show about her experiences.  If I'm told that a show I'm about to see is 'uplifting' my natural cynicism will probably express itself with two fingers down my throat.  So it was some achievement that I walked out knowing I'd just seen something very positive, even inspirational.  And also very funny.  I laughed.  A lot.  You would too.

So that was then, roll on August 2016.  And I think I just about managed to get away with not mentioning Mark Thomas.

Friday 4 September 2015

A different Fringe. With a twist.

AN ODDITY OF AN AUGUST

August in Edinburgh means Festival time.  And for us that means three and a bit weeks of going to Fringe shows.  In the end we managed to take in 62 shows, most of them excellent. We could have tried for just one more on the final day, but I think we'd hit an entertainment wall by then.  Not to mention suffering from 'Fringe arse'. Comfy seats are a novelty in Fringe venues.

So we had a great time, but there were a couple of reasons why it wasn't our usual Fringe experience.  The first was entirely self inflicted.  Just for something to do I've started posting reviews of all shows, gigs and films I go to on my other blog.  Easy enough most of the time, but it became a bit of a challenge during those three weeks.  Not that it began to feel like work at all, that would be stupid, but on the days when we saw four or even five shows it did take a fair bit of time to knock them out.

The challenge was all the greater because of the second reason.  About two days in I started to feel like I had a bit of a cold.  No worries.  Except for some reason that decided to develop into a chest infection, then my wife got the same, then I started to feel better only for it to come back again even worse than before.  I, we, spent most of August struggling to breathe properly and, embarrassingly, trying not to cough during shows (thank goodness for comedy - you can always cough when everyone else is laughing!), with my worst experience being at the Blueflint gig.  Not only did they decide to come up into the audience to do an acoustic number, but the lead vocalist stood six feet away from me.   Guess when a coughing fit decided to hit me....?

Still, I'm not after any sympathy - we did see those 62 and had a fantastic time.  I'll be posting my personal top ten in the next few days.  And I still haven't mentioned the oddest moment of the whole Fringe, one that will make it stand out in my mind for years.

Our penultimate show was Joanna Neary.  Not one we'd booked ourselves, but a friend had kindly bought us tickets in return for a favour.  During the show Joanna indulged in a bit of audience participation and I was one of the people she talked to.  Having got her head around my name (eventually) she asked me questions and had a laugh with my answers.  'Blyth' got uttered about ten times.  I hadn't anticipated there would be consequences.

At the end of the show a man came up to me and asked if I was Blyth Crawford.  Regular readers will be aware I only returned to live in Edinburgh last year after thirty five years down south, so I don't know a lot of people here yet.  For about a tenth of a second my brain thought this had to be someone who remembered my name from School or uni, but he was clearly far too young for that to be possible.  Maybe he had been at one of the places I worked before I left?

But no, this was Gary Bainbridge, a Liverpool journalist I've had Twitter conversations with a few times, but never encountered in real life.  This was his first of only two nights in the city, he just happened to be at the same show that somebody else had bought our tickets for, I just happened to be one of only two audience members who got their name called out, and I just happen to have a weird name that you don't come across very often.  I think that counts as odd.

Nice to meet you Gary.  Even if it was somewhere on the extreme edge of coincidence.