It's ukip comedy time

CULT WANTS SWORD TAKEN TO CULT LEADER

As if the UK honours system wasn’t already farcical enough, there have been calls from the ukip nutter brigade for Nigel Farage to be given ‘recognition’ for his ‘achievements’.  A knighthood some even venture to suggest.  Now, while it's hard not to feel some interest in the idea of a sword blade being applied to the frog-faced one's neck, you can't help wonder what they think he's done to deserve an accolade.

It's because, they suggest, he’s been responsible for putting the UK government in the position it finds itself in now.

Well.

Quite….

How so?  Well, the slimy one himself says so, so it must be true, mustn't it?

It would be good if he did actually take some responsibility for the mess we're now in, but that's not really the ukip way.  But it's worth recalling he was sidelined by the main Leave campaign for being too toxic a figure, and that we should be damning the BBC for complicity in giving him far more exposure, with so little scrutiny, than his party's electoral results deserved.  Farage has played a part in what's taken place, but nowhere near as much as the bragging blowhard would have us believe.

However the cult of Saint Nige attracts a special kind of window licker, who’ll happily, gullibly swallow every lying word from their messiah.  The narcissistic, hate-mongering, fox-bothering,semi-alcoholic, hypocritical, taxpayer-funded, posh-boy twat could tell them the earth was flat and they'd start worrying about falling off the edges.  And blaming the EU of course.

But PM May might well want Fuhrage to take the 'credit' for the mess her government is now in.  Because the leave people who claim they 'won' seem to have forgotten one important part of the process.  There's not much point in claiming there's been a revolution if you have no idea how to enact it.  And so far there's been no sign that anyone in government has a clue.  As for ukip.... lot's of noise and bluster, but as for any practical ideas, just tumbleweed.  Hardly surprising when they've never given much indication that they actually understand how the law works.

NoW May’s leading Europhobic ministers are already finding that reality, and the rule of law, are interfering with their delusions - Davis and Fox (I'm not counting our Foreign Secretary as we all know his sole motivation is to further the career of one B Johnson) have already started back-pedalling.  So even The Disgraced Liam Fox wants to remain part of the EU customs union, even if, in his stupidity, the actions he proposes are probably illegal….  If Trump's arse-licker-in-chief is going to claim he was responsible I think the Tories would be delighted to pass on the blame as the car crash unfolds before our eyes.

Of course there’s no purpose in trying to point any of this out to the Dear (ex)Leader’s single-minded, simple-minded acolytes.  But it can be fun trying....

(PS I've even seen some of these fruitcakes discussing who should play the role of Farage if a film was made about the EU referendum.  Surely there's only one contender?  An established star with a strong track reocrd in Hollywood and on TV as a leading man.  Kermit of course.)